Slacker

Okay so I have been a total slacker this weekend. I don’t know what it is about 4 kids running you ragged and 50 loads of laundry to do that sucks the nympho right out of you. Of course I only did like 5 loads of laundry but I can’t stop thinking about how much I still have to do.

First things first. I see that people liked the old naughty style so I will be changing it back tomorrow!

Secondly I am hoping to place my toy purchase soon. Right now the clit massager is in the lead so unless I get more votes tonight it looks like that is what I’m getting!!

So when do you touch yourself?? It was a very long summer with my big kiddos home during the day every day. Now that they are back in school I can usually manage to get the little girls down for naps around the same time and get at the very least 5 minutes to myself to get off. It’s not ideal but I’ll take what I can get.

I remember being 19 (before I had kids) and lining my nice hot bubble bath with scented candles and playing my Fiona Apple CD… I could give my self a nice long rubdown complete with warm-up and a mind blowing orgasm that left my body so relaxed I could barely lift my hot sweaty (and skinny) body out of the tub. No need to rush.

Now it seems like all I can think about is getting it done quick before anyone wakes up from nap…or feeling guilty because really I need to be cleaning the bathroom or a million other things I should be doing.

My goal for this week is to run myself a bath, listen to something that  makes me hot, light some candles and allow myself at least 15 mins to relax and think about me. I NEED and deserve to treat myself to a toe curling orgasm.

I hope you do the same!!!

 

Sick

I think that my hubs poisoned me with his delicious omelettes tonight. Either that or I’m a fucking pig and ate WAY too much. Either way I feel like I am going to die. So no sexy for me tonight. 

I am curious if you guys like the new look? I am ridiculously indecisive. I need input! Plus you know I like it when you tell me what to do 😉

 

 

 

Domination

According to Askmen.com http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/top10-female-sex-fantasies_10.html the #10 in their top 10 Female Sex Fantasies is Domination (Her Dominating You).

Do you find this to be true for you? I have no doubt I have couple readers who want to tie up and spank their man right now!!

To be perfectly honest I just don’t get excited over the thought of binding my hubs hands and ankles or whipping him. I don’t even think he would go for some of that shit. He’s not really a nipple clamps and collar kind of guy. Which is fine with me because I get off on being the submissive.

I know this is not really the same thing but what does make me hot and my knees weak is control in a role play situation. He is the Professor and I am the naughty schoolgirl. I want him to try to resist me…to be teased and tormented by my naughty ways. I want to press my tits against his back while I whisper in his ear, run my hands lightly up his thighs until I almost touch his hard throbbing cock. I want to drop my pencil and bend over with my ass so close to his face he can see that I am wet through my thin white panties. I want to taunt and torment until he can’t even control himself. I want him sweating and shaking in anticipation until he can’t control himself anymore and then I need him to grab me and throw me down on the desk, ripping my clothes off and fucking me until I scream in ecstasy!!!!

Mmmmmhmmm I love being submissive!

What do you want? Do you want to dominate your man?

 

 

Me so horny

Oh www.literotica.com be damned!!!!  2 hours ago I was happy to call it an early night and now I am all hot and bothered.  Of course the hubs is passed out on the couch and I’m just not sure that tonight I’m in the mood to do it myself. Right now I am imagining climbing up on him and waking him up with his cock in my mouth… I imagine sliding my hot wet pussy up his body and onto his face! I want to grab him and pull him into me.

Is this too naughty for a blog?

It doesn’t matter because when it comes down to it I am just tired. And I’ll chalk it up to being a mom and the sensation of being pulled in 500 directions all day can really wear you out both mentally and physically. Am I the only one who feels this way? I want sex. I’m thinking about sex. I’m just so fucking exhausted.

What do you do? Suck it up and put forth the effort? I know it’s worth it…when I’m panting and dripping sweat  all overcome with euphoria I will be happy I ripped off his pants instead of sitting here on the computer.

Right now I just keep thinking that I’ll do it tomorrow. What would you do?

Oh and I know I keep asking questions…I REALLY do care. I want to know! So comment!! I’m pretty sure you can comment as a “guest”…totally anonymous!

 

 

I have had it with these motherfucking ants on the motherfucking couch…

So my husband got up first this morning (as usual) and sat down on the couch with his coffee and BAM was swarmed with ants. In reality it was just a couple but he’s allergic so two ant bites later and he’s already got watery eyes and a lump where he was bit. What the hell makes those little fuckers decide one night they want to come in?

My husband is feeding the baby a snack and helping our toddler paint while I’m vacuuming behind and under the couch (here comes the sexy part) and he says “turn around and look at me” so I whirl around wielding my giant vacuum attachment, my hair falling softly over my shoulders (aka bed head) and my brow glistening with sweat (my ass crack was glistening too) And he says “look down” I do and my boobs are popping out the top of my shirt. I have had this stupid cami for like 10 years and it is way too small and the straps are stretched out and offer no support for even my tiny rack.

If it weren’t for the kids and the ants it could have been a really special moment.

Everyday Sexy

What makes you feel sexy?

I’m sitting here in jean shorts and a tank top that is way too short and showing off my stretch mark streaked, wrinkly skinned, flabby gut. My hair (which has a bad box color) is up in a bun and no make-up. Oh and my glasses. I do not feel pretty and I certainly wouldn’t leave the house looking like this. I feel like the summer has left me in a tired mom rut. Too many lazy days with nowhere to go and no reason to get dressed up…or even brush my hair. My closet is sad since I can’t fit in my pre baby clothes and I keep putting off buying new clothes considering that would be a waste of money because clearly with all my hard work dieting and exercising I will fit into my old clothes in no time. Okay so the diet and exercise part is not entirely true although I do spend a lot of time and hard work thinking about and planning to diet and exercise.

Anyway back to feeling sexy, I think that for every day hot a great fitting pair a jeans would be a good start. One that makes my ass look perky and round and my waist look small and doesn’t give me a muffin top…I’m pretty sure these jeans don’t exist but still fun to imagine! Now onto my sexy top, it needs to make my A cups look like C cups, slim my stomach and hide my armpit tits. Lucky for me I actually have the shoes to complete my milf look! Black boots that are high enough to be hot without looking like a hooker and with just the right size heel to help lift my ass without causing me to break an ankle or trip and crush one of my children. Outfit done, onto hair! Like most moms my bank account doesn’t exactly scream “day at the salon please” so most of the time I have to do it myself. This isn’t working for me unfortunately. So I think I may take the advice of one of my mom friends and hit up a salon school. I promise to let you all know how that goes. Ahhhh, I can picture me now, I look like a 29 yr old mom of four who is trying too hard!  That’s okay though since in my mind I look good doing it!

I would love to know what you do to feel sexy outside of the bedroom.

Damn the Dog

I hate when my dinner plans do not mesh with my after dark plans. Since my lazy ass hasn’t gone grocery shopping yet this weekend I was stuck making hot dogs. I skipped the chili that had sounded so good at the time. You would think I should be in the clear but already I feel my tummy rumbling.

I am not a fart in public kind of girl and I don’t pass gas in front of my husband. I don’t care that it’s a normal bodily function blah blah blah. About a year ago I was faced with horrible stomach knotting gas and a husband who was in the next room and these were not the SBD variety…more like machine gun bursts that rip out of your body. There was no way in hell I was making it upstairs to the other bathroom without squeaking one out on every step and I had at most 8 seconds to make a decision. The towel was there…yup that’s right I snatched up that poor unsuspecting towel and farted into it. I’m not proud but I’d like to think I’m resourceful.

Wow this has really gone off topic. My point is I’m fucking horny and I even shaved my legs (including thighs) and my pussy and now my naughty agenda is on hold until further notice.

New Hobby

I am full of great ideas!! It's just my follow through that sucks. So I am on day 5 of earning points on www.edenfantasy.com! It's pretty simple, you just sign up and there are tons of ways to earn posts. So far I'm up to 2000 points which is $20!!!! Woot! So my plan is to order myself a new toy because let's face it I LOVE new toys and if I submit a review I can earn more points!! This is my kind of hobby! So here's the thing...I can't decide what I want to get. I found a couple different things that look fun to me so vote vote vote! Also I am open to suggestions! So what is your favorite toy?

Welcome!!

I love sex! I love having sex, watching sex, reading about sex, hearing about sex…you get the point! And I especially love talking about sex! It’s so hard to make time for intimacy when you are busy with life. Honestly after a long day chauffeuring kids around, making meals, cleaning house, changing diapers, wiping butts, helping with homework and just basically being the “house bitch” sex is not always the first thing on my mind. Talking with your partner about your feelings and needs is necessary for a healthy sex life but I think it is important to have friends who you can talk to as well. I want this to be a place you can ask questions and share experiences. Somewhere that you are able to vent and get support. A place to divulge your deepest secrets or your wildest fantasies. A home for our naughty mom confessions. Never feel like this is a competition to see who is the dirtiest or the most outrageous. What turns us on and what makes us sexy is what makes us unique. Everyone’s opinion is important to me no matter how mild or wild. No judgments here!